Beat me, medieval style.
Zach and I have taken up a new hobby: whacking each other and other Omahans with padded swords and stuff.
You can't beat that for a weekend hobby! No child protective services anywhere to be found... -grin-

<a href="http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/QuernaTema/">Querna Tema</a> is 
Omaha's chapter of <a href="http://www.amtgard.com">Amtgard</a>.